AT THIS TIME, I HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR. I AM AN ANGRY NOVELIST NOW AND I AM EMOTIONALLY RETARDED. I AM IN THE MIDST OF ANOTHER PROJECT DUE TO THE TRAGIC CIRCUMSTANCES OF MY MORTAL FAILURES. I HAVE COMMITTED TO FINISHING TWO AND A HALF ROMANCE NOVELS ABOUT KILLERS IN THE MOUNTAINS AND MYSTERIOUS LOVE AFFAIRS WITH MOUNTAIN LIONS COULD IT BE HER? THE ARISTOCRATIC AUTOCRAT BITCH WIFE? OR THE ECCENTRIC MUSHROOM PICKER NATIVE MOUNTAIN TOWN DRUNK AND LOSER? I AM BEING PAID A LARGE SUM OF AMERICAN MONEY AND WILL THEN GO OFF TO FRANCE TO STUDY WOMEN WITH HAIRY LEGS AND ARMPITS, BORDELLOS, BIDETS, AND ART. UPON MY RETURN, I SHALL RESUME MY POSITION AND RESPONSIBILITY INTENDED FOR THIS BLAHG BLAH BLAH BLOG. IN ITS OWN TIME. GOD HAS SPOKEN. I AM GOING TO BE RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No comments:
Post a Comment